the bloody cabinet saves my house

well, i never would have thought that an artwork would be considered a security device, but i think my cabinet of bloody curios has become one! tonight i arrived home from work to the front screen door swinging and front door open. I called out and heard someone racing through the house, opening the back door and running. I went round the back, heard the fucker jump the fence and get away. "Get the fuck outta my house" was the best defence I had and I went back inside to call the cops. Nothing was taken, nothing disturbed and my undies draw wasn't even rifled through... When i walked back through the house, i realised that my cabinet full of bloody weapons was right in the doorway and I'd like to think it frightened the fuck out the little bastard! Installation strikes again... Even the cops enjoyed the irony of it all.

So thanks to all those who didn't enquire about purchasing my artwork - it has turned out to be a fine security system!